Our lead masseur is too modest to say, but in a recent interview, he finally admitted that entertainers like Mick Jagger and David Bowie fly him down to a private island in the Caribbean to work out their kinks in winter. Versed in virtually all massage techniques, he specializes in hot lava rocks for the rockers. Stones for Jagger, of course.

“Native Americans used heated stones in their sweat lodges since ancient times for physical and spiritual healing and well being,” says our masseur. He has studied at such renowned establishments as the International Institute of Reflexology in St. Petersburg, Florida; Colorado Center for Healing Touch, Lakewood, Colorado; The Upledger Institute, Palm Springs, Florida and Dartmouth-Hitchcock Medical Center, Lebanon, New Hampshire.